"Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!"

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Source : Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.16, Penguin

Ron White

#Minutes Quotes #Diamond Quotes

“Just as we take for granted the need to acquire proficiency in the basic academic subjects, I am hopeful that a time will come when we can take it for granted that children will learn, as part of the curriculum, the indispensability of inner values: love, compassion, justice, and forgiveness.”
“Can mortal prayers ensure immortal happiness?”

Source : Sophia Lee (2015). “The Recess”, p.128, University Press of Kentucky
“I am! I have come through! I belong!”
“You come into this world as you leave it, on your own. It's made me want to live a life slightly less ordinary.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I bet they didn't tell you that was in the gift bag.”

Source : Oscar Award for Best Leading Actor Acceptance Address, Delivered 23 March 2003, Kodak Theater, Hollywood, California
“Art is the lesser sister to medicine. It aims to heal.”
“If you ever get a second chance in life for something, you've got to go all the way.”
“When I did Taming of the Shrew, I was very tired, and I decided to have a holiday and make a documentary.”

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