"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

-- Steven Wright

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“Three Mormon scholars have thoroughly researched one of the most shameful events in Mormon history. They have produced a very detailed, insightful and balanced account of the events leading to the Mountain Meadow Massacre of 9/11, 1857.”
“Do you still look at each other like you once did, back at the beginning of the story when everything was a question you were too afraid to find the answer to?”

Source : Alethea Kontis (2012). “Enchanted”, p.228, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“I'm not saying [economic] growth is wrong, but throughout the years of growth, many things didn't get better. ... If you look at America, the proportion of Americans with no one to talk to about important things went up from a tenth to a quarter.”
“It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.”
“The reality is that China is a much stronger power today, because the economic dimension has been added to the military and strategic one.”
“I was raised in Arizona, and I went to public school, and the extent of my knowledge of the civil-rights movement was the story of Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, Jr. I wonder how much my generation knows.”
“The president said that this is not removing a mole. You know, removing a mole, that's an outpatient sort of an operation. This was removing a cancer, removing a cancer takes more time.”
“A lot of hacking is playing with other people, you know, getting them to do strange things.”

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