"My father never missed a drink in his life. Or a joint. Or a party. Or a chance to get laid. He also never missed a day of work, or a house payment, or a car payment. I never went hungry, although he did a couple of times so I wouldn't."

-- Christopher Titus

#Couple Quotes #Father Quotes #Party Quotes

“Every single person has the power to change the world and help people.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Good or bad I propose to be something great!”

Source : "Rival Caesars". Book by Arthur Desmond, 1903.
“My goal is to make the viewer a little bit smarter.”
“Prayer is simply a two-way conversation between you and God.”
“He knew only that his child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke.”
“As our own species is in the process of proving, one cannot have superior science and inferior morals. The combination is unstable and self-destroying.”
“Today President Obama is in the Middle East. He met the new king of Saudi Arabia. Obama also met Saudi Arabia's first lady, the second lady, third lady, and fourth lady.”
“You feel alive to the degree that you feel you can help others.”

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