"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."

-- Elayne Boosler

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“There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.”
“Was I being groomed for some special mission? What possible purpose could an existence like mine serve? When I wasnâ€™t drinking in crappy bars, I was home by myself reading: a life that was achingly lonely, and yet perversely designed to prevent anybody from ever getting close enough to really know me.”

Source : Heather King (2006). “Parched”, p.16, Penguin
“The economy is a very sensitive organism.”
“Some days are meant to be counted, others are meant to be weighed.”
“If you're talking about intellectual and social equality for women, we're not much better off.America is still very much a male-dominated society. Most American men feel threatened sexually unless they're taller than the female, more intellectual, better educated, better paid and higher placed statuswise in the business world. They've got to be the authority, the final word.”
“Taxation is nothing but organized robbery, and there the subject should be dropped.”

Source : Frank Chodorov (1980). “Fugitive essays: selected writings of Frank Chodorov”, Liberty Fund Inc.
“Understanding that celebrity derives from and is a result of some form of accomplishment, it's always gratifying to work with individuals who have made some sort of contribution to society.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
“The global economy is a doomsday machine that must be stopped and reprogrammed.”

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