"Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice."

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Source : Robert Orben (2012). “2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches”, p.309, Doubleday

Robert Orben

#Motivational Quotes #Being Yourself Quotes #Advice Quotes

“I'm probably harder on myself than I need to be, but it's important to me if I'm going to ask an audience for an hour of their time that I don't waste their time. I want to give them something significant to chew on.”
“If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water”
“I have a very large forehead. I have a pronounced skull. Maybe producers think that there is a lot going on up in there.”
“Art is a necessity - an essential part of our enlightenment process. We cannot, as a civilized society, regard ourselves as being enlightened without the arts.”
“There's always someone following your next step.”
“Today I will focus on a peaceful pace, rather than a harried one. I will keep moving forward gently, not frantically. I will let go of my need to be anxious and upset and will replace these feelings with calmness and harmony.”
“Anime has sent me all over the world, introducing me to people who have touched my life in indescribably profound ways.”
“There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.”

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