"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

-- George Carlin

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes

“What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger?”
“I think I would have taken a (expletive) load of Advil.”
“Storytelling was the most honored of all talents, for it benefited everyone.”
“Skills are common. Talent is rare.”

Source : Colin Clark (2011). “My Week with Marilyn”, p.157, Weinstein Books
“Cookery, or the art of preparing good and wholesome food, and of preserving all sorts of alimentary substances in a state fit for human sustenance, or rendering that agreeable to the taste which is essential to the support of life, and of pleasing the palate without injury to the system, is, strictly speaking, a branch of chemistry; but, important as it is both to our enjoyments and our health, it is also one of the latest cultivated branches of the science.”

Source : Friedrich Christian Accum (1821). “Culinary chemistry: exhibiting the scientific principles of cookery, with concise instructions for preparing good and wholesome pickles, vinegar, conserves, fruit jellies, marmalades, and various other alimentary substances employed in domestic economy, with observations on the chemical constitution and nutritive qualities of different kinds of food : with copper plates”, p.1
“Eclectic yet classic with a playful bohemian twist is how Id describe my style.”
“Peter is ... adjusting. He's back in school, and he's doing quite well. I wish you could find it in your heart to forgive him." "I've got this funny resentful streak about people who try to kill me.”
“Fiction is experimentation; when it ceases to be that, it ceases to be fiction.”

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