"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."

-- Joan Rivers

#Memorable Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Age Quotes

“I asked one retailer, I said, "Let me ask you, are you going to raise prices next year?" They looked at me and said, "Not only are we not going to raise prices, we're going to have to lower prices, increase the quality of the goods, and turn the inventory quicker."”
“We put in all the great ideas that can be brought into the film [Doctor Strange] in the service of introducing the world to an audience who's never heard of it and doesn't know it from a hole in the wall. And we thought that an inter-dimensional girlfriend that's the daughter of an inter-dimensional demon-esque creature was a step too far in introducing this world.”
“Until we stand in a place where we have met God, we have no authority to change a Nation”
“I don't necessarily look for dark themes; they just seem to appear.”
“When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it would take so long.”

Source : "Gloria Stuart, actress in 'Titanic,' dies at 100" by Sarah Halzack, www.washingtonpost.com. September 27, 2010.
“I fed my Yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female Yak. I made it my pet after that,”

Source : "'Pamela Anderson is as impressive in her own way as the Dalai Lama': Brian Blessed on booming great form" by Tom Bryant, www.mirror.co.uk. March 1, 2013.
“We don't have to know,only to be:let go the jumble of worn words,reason and vanity.”
“I would have loved to have gone into diagnostic medicine.”

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