"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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Steven Wright

#Moving Quotes #Light Quotes #Car Quotes

“You can't really appreciate a work of art until you can understand how difficult it was to create. And that's probably true of any work of art - a rock, a tree, a bird, a fish, a sunrise made of light and air.”
“I'm happy to try any genre, from drama to comedy and anything in between. Although, to be fair, for most of my career, I've been at the mercy of what people are willing to put me in.”

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“In one way, it is this sense of order and also love that, I think, really saved Eleanor Roosevelt's life. And in her own writing, she's very warm about her grandmother, even though, if you look at contemporary accounts, they're accounts of horror at the Dickensian scene that Tivoli represents: bleak and drear and dark and unhappy. But Eleanor Roosevelt in her own writings is not very unhappy about Tivoli.”

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“How quick come the reasons for approving what we like!”
“In mine opinion, love is fitter than fear, gentleness better than beating, to bring up a child rightly in learning.”

Source : Roger Ascham (1815). “The English Works of Roger Ascham: Preceptor to Queen Elizabeth”, p.201
“The free man is the man with no fears.”

Source : Dick Gregory (1968). “Write me in!”
“The patience is in the living. Time opens out to you.”
“I'm pleased to offer analysis of public policy and politics to the millions of Americans who get their news from Fox.”

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