"I'm not into those shows like "hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons!" I'm not one of those guys: "I gotta get home, man, Family Guy's on! I gotta race to my TV before I miss the episode of Family Guy!" I'm not one of those guys."

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Source : Source: rocksucker.co.uk

Pablo Francisco

#Home Quotes #Family Guy Quotes #Men Quotes

“If you look internationally over the last 50 years there have been improvements in the third world, but in the last 20 years the reverse has happened, with debt crises and increased poverty.”
“I can see well enough on the 28-meter basketball court.”
“[Love] is the type of disease that spares neither the intelligent nor the idiotic.”
“My second hit was a flop.”
“You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!”
“I had hoped God would be neutral.”
“When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.”
“It is now in Gordon Brown's - and the Labour party's - best interests for those seeking the prime minister's immediate departure to back off”

Source : "Blair faces crisis over resignations" by Matthew Tempest, www.theguardian.com. September 6, 2006.

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