"People think that I live in England and have a British accent."

-- Rich Fulcher

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #England Quotes

“So, I simply switched over to wine because it was not carbonated.”
“All soils are not fertile.”
“Let the punishment fit the crime.”

Source : The Mikado act 2 (1885)
“If a man, in a lifetime of 50 years, can point to six songs that are immediately identifiable, he has achieved something. Irving Berlin can sing 60 that are immediately identifiable. Somebody once said you couldn't have a holiday without his permission.”
“She makes love just like a woman.”
“In the 19th century the anatomy of the eye was known in great detail and the sophisticated mechanisms it employs to deliver an accurate picture of the outside world astounded everyone who was familiar with them.”
“I donâ€™t believe in god. Thereâ€™s no proof he exists. In a world where there isnâ€™t even proof of the future, the past exists. Even if itâ€™s tainted with misunderstandings and delusions, if the people themselves believe in it, the past is the truth to them. And, if you base your actions or your life around it, in a way, itâ€™s a type of god itself.”
“Perhaps all of life is no more than a long preparation for the leaving of it.”

Source : John Banville (2008). “The Sea”, p.98, Pan Macmillan

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