"Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious â€” nobody saw me."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

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“The sexual freedom of today for most people is really only a convention, an obligation, a social duty, a social anxiety, a necessary feature of the consumer's way of life.”
“Amherst is a liberal arts college, committed to providing students with a broad education.”
“Florida will be gone altogether, the whole damned place, in not too long.”
“Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.”

Source : Ernest Holmes (2012). “The Science of Mind Collection”, p.225, Penguin
“There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language; an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.”
“My father was a stone mason, and a talented amateur pianist and vocalist.”
“One of my complaints with American TV characters is that they all have a particular schtick, a hook.”

Source : "Today" Interview, www.today.com. Ocotber 1, 2007.
“I liken actors and movies and TV shows to football teams. We all have our favorite ones.”

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