"Louis Pasteur, the great scientist, said "chance favours the prepared mind", which is a posh way of saying 'do your homework', but it's an excellent piece of advice."

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Source : Source: www.roland.co.uk

Al Murray

#Advice Quotes #Mind Quotes #Chance Quotes

“The question is -- Who will get to heaven first; the man who talks or the man who acts?”

Source : Melvin B. Tolson (1982). “Caviar and Cabbage”
“Life is too precious to waste it with the wrong person. You're better off alone until the right one comes along.”
“The tracing of a child's lineage and its name with reference to the father, though it has lasted for many thousands of years, has not become any the more natural or reasonable as a result.”
“If I have a style, I am not aware of it.”
“Shall we longer bear these cruelties which have been heaped upon us for the last ten years in the face of heaven, and in open violation of the constitution and law of these United States and of this state? God forbid! I will not bear it. If they take away my rights, I will fight for them manfully and righteously until I am used up. We have done nothing against the rights of others.”
“Last year I was the favorite going into the world champs in Beijing, but I felt like I had to do something phenomenal in order to win. Instead of just having fun and competing, it became "I want to win so bad." But the person who wants it the most doesn't win. It's the person who executes. I still look back on that 200-meter race and say what the hell happened? I wasn't hurt, I wasn't sick, the conditions were perfect, and I ran like total crap.”

Source : Source: www.mensjournal.com
“I am a Rambling Wreck from Georgia Tech.”
“Joy, whose hand is ever at his lips, bidding adieu”

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