"I've never owned a really bad car, but when I did my driving lessons I had something pretty bad. It was a Skoda, from back before Skodas were actually good, because I know they've got better recently but this was a proper old one. Roy's School of Motoring, it was called, and it was this cream Skoda with a long bonnet. He did 20 lessons for a really cheap fee because nobody wanted to be seen in this cream Skoda around Enfield!"

-- Russell Kane

#School Quotes #Long Quotes #Car Quotes

“We did not adopt socialism out of books, abstractions, humanism, or pity, but rather out of need for the Arab working class is the mover of history in this period.”
“Read two old books for every new one.”
“It sometimes seems that we have only to love a thing greatly to get it.”
“I don't intend to kind of like wind down and get decrepit. I have a challenge to keep myself going. To eat right. To exercise.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com
“I don't think I could ever go to Auschwitz, because when we took that tour of MGM, I nearly collapsed outside the Thalberg building.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
“I know that I exist; the question is, What is this 'I' that 'I' know.”
“I simply write with an intelligent reader in mind. I don't think about how old they are.”

Source : Interview with Lyn Gardner, www.theguardian.com. November 05, 2000.
“This is the trap of having something to live for: Everything else seems lifeless.”

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