"Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant."

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Christopher Titus

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“I suppose being fierce is a very good thing, and a very cool thing. But more than fierce, I think I'm a strong person and a strong individual. And that's what I take with me every day.”
“Who is moving in the distance? It is the clock's pendulum, Hired by the god of death To measure life.”
“No man is great if he thinks he is.”
“Human beings are pattern-seeking animals who will prefer even a bad theory or a conspiracy theory to no theory at all.”
“Well, you know, in any political campaign, you're gonna have people on one side that are gonna slip a reporter something because they think it'll hurt the guy on the other side.”
“Science is the poetry of reality.”
“Friendship is the union of spirits...”
“Everything I do now is about growing the pot to have more to give away,”

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