"America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask."

-- Jay Leno

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“A woman who doesn't care what men think of her - ah, this is dangerous. This is the worst conceivable insult to the male ego.”
“The ends justify the means mindset has been the impetus behind many a cruel medical or social experiment.”
“Encouraging a child means that one or more of the following critical life messages are coming through, either by word or by action: I believe in you, I trust you, I know you can handle this, You are listened to, You are cared for, You are very important to me”
“Now, there are two ways to approach a subject that frightens you and makes you feel stupid: you can embrace it with humility and an open mind, or you can ridicule it mercilessly.”

Source : Judith Stone (1991). “Light Elements: Essays in Science from Gravity to Levity”, Ballantine Books
“Never has America lost a war ... But name, if you can, the last peace the United States won. Victory yes, but this country has never made a successful peace because peace requires exchanging ideas, concepts, thoughts, and recognizing the fact that two distinct systems of life can exist together without conflict. Consider how quickly America seems to be facing its allies of one war as new enemies.”
“I may be even more grateful to George Lucas now than I was as a kid.”

Source : "With Abrams in place, 'Star Wars' fans brace for future" by Todd Leopold, www.cnn.com. January 29, 2013.
“Weâ€™re all a little mad, my friend. Keeps life interesting.”
“New York is all about people and the things people make.”

Source : "It's ALMOST, MAINE for John Cariani!!!". Interview with TJ Fitzgerald, www.broadwayworld.com. January 4, 2006.

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