"Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a burger down some of these people's jaw because they look a little pale and wan to me."

-- Dennis Miller

#People Quotes #Littles Quotes #Looks Quotes

“Every time you lose an animal, it's like losing a brick from the house. Pretty soon the house just falls down, you know?”
“The chef has kids complaining to their parents the food they get in school is better than what they get at home. He's turned this group of kids into curious, adventurous eaters.”
“In five billion years, the sun will expand and engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day”
“There is always a realistic way to fulfill any dream. There has never been a dream that you can't have - at least, not the heart of it, not the part you love the most.”
“We seek not rest but transformation. We are dancing through each other as doorways.”
“Clearly it is not reason that has failed. What has failed-as it has always failed-is the attempt to achieve certainty, to reach an absolute, to find the course of human events to a final end. It is not reason that has promised to eliminate risk in human undertakings; it is the emotional needs of men.”
“If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me.”
“I did not have a reputation to defend.”

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