"I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine."

-- Milton Berle

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“Mathematics is the science which draws necessary conclusions.”

Source : Edward Kasner, James Newman (2013). “Mathematics and the Imagination”, p.4, Courier Corporation
“And thus love makes fools of us all.”
“I do like my hair. It took a while to come around to the fact that it was quite a unique value point.”
“Don't drink alone, Scarlett. People always find out and it ruins your reputation.”

Source : Sidney Coe Howard (1980). “GWTW, the screenplay”, Macmillan Pub Co
“What you need to know about me is that I always just wanted to be a country singer. I didn't choose the path of television or being on magazine covers.”
“There are some disguised falsehoods so like truths, that 'twould be to judge ill not to be deceived by them.”
“Men should have rough hands and be strong.”
“If I said any more it would just be a lie; you can't use words to corral something this wild.”

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