"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."

-- Dennis Miller

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“The mind approves and the body consents.”
“All great literature is one of two stories; a man goes on a journey or a stranger comes to town.”
“You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best.”
“Every great work of art ... is a celebration, an act of insubordination against the betrayals, horrors and infidelities of life.”

Source : Azar Nafisi (2003). “Reading Lolita in Tehran: A Memoir in Books”, p.47, Random House
“I don't want to leave the sport saying I could have run faster. I just want to be tapped out, like I gave it my all.”
“People resist exploitation. They resist as actively as they can, as passively as they must.”
“Since Congress makes the laws they are under the delusion that anything they do is legal, no matter if it is unwise, unethical, or un-Constitutional.”
“I am a child of cinema, and I am a cineaste, so everything I do is a reference to something I've heard or experienced or seen. And we all do it, we all steal. The ones who claim they don't, are obviously lying, because you do. You just have to make it your own.”

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