"It seems a shallow observation, but... the Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are they? I mean, if all those people were born in the same village, you'd blame pollution, wouldn't you?"

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Source : "The News Quiz". BBC Radio 4, October 1998.

Jeremy Hardy

#Mean Quotes #People Quotes #Village Quotes

“All human beings are born with unique gifts. The healthy functioning community depends on realizing the capacity to develop each gift.”
“Wide awake to the presence of God, I realized I had been so focused on asking why a good God allowed bad things to happen that I was missing out on the nearness of God all along. In becoming preoccupied with the why, I was missing the who.”

Source : FaceBook post by Margaret Feinberg from Nov 25, 2012
“Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.”
“Transitioning to being an unemployed film actor is different, but it's fun and I've been looking forward to it for a while.”
“I can't wait til I get the chance to be a character and how my face looks isn't the first consideration.”
“Theologians and other clerks, You won't understand this book, -- However bright your wits -- If you do not meet it humbly, And in this way, Love and Faith Make you surmount Reason, for They are the protectors of Reason's house.”
“I donâ€™t really go to clubs so I donâ€™t know what sounds are made there,”
“whatever you think that you will be. if you think yourself weak,weak you will be; if you think yourself strong,you will be”

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