"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

-- Emo Philips

#Hilarious Quotes #Way Quotes #Knowing God Quotes

“I would have been a Republican if Karl Rove had returned my phone calls.”
“In the past, no one paid any serious attention, even to the existing laws that protect animals.”
“Jazz vision for me is seeing my art in musical term. It offers me an visual expressions in an ever-changing musical palette.”
“I never trained in any acting, other than just joking around and doing my own dinky little videos.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“You're trying not to tell him you love him, and you're trying to choke down the feeling, and you're trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you've discovered something you don't even have a name for.”
“I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?”
“The dog without his master was like a body without a soul.”

Source : Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman, Charles Broughton (1901). “Understudies: Short Stories”
“You can become something you don't want to become, but it's a change, a new phase. Hopefully one you want.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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