"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak."

-- Jay Leno

#Life Quotes #Men Quotes #Giving Quotes

“But to see her was to love her, Love but her, and love forever. Had we never lou'd sae kindly, Had we never lou'd sae blindly, Never met - or never parted - We had ne'er been broken hearted”
“I scourge both flesh and spirit because I know that I have offended in both flesh and spirit.”

Source : Peter Damian (2013). “Spiritual Precepts”, p.45, Lulu Press, Inc
“Over time as an actor, your life with a project can be so short lived because you come on, you do it, and then you're done. You have no control, no say, and all of a sudden there's all of this distance between the work you've put into something and the product as you see it appear on-screen.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com
“It is less important to redistribute wealth than it is to redistribute opportunity.”
“I will take his secret to the grave, telling people I meet on the way.”
“One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.”
“If Obama fails to win reelection, let the blame be first laid at the door of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, who at a pivotal point threw gasoline on the flames by comparing angry American citizens to Nazis.”
“When all of a sudden, people say, 'Wow, you look nice,' and carry on, it's shocking. Really awkward.”

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