"I'm sorry and ashamed to report that I'm not actually a Jew. I was pretending to be a Jew to minimize the holocaust."

-- Andy Kindler

#Sorry Quotes #Holocaust Quotes #Pretending Quotes

“I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.”

Source : YouTube Channel "dftbarecords"/"Mules Are So Half Ass by Hank Green - Video LP", www.youtube.com. February 08, 2011.
“We have enjoyed so much freedom for so long that we are perhaps in danger of forgetting how much blood it cost to establish the Bill of Rights.”
“Because of their low earnings and family obligations, Latinas would not be putting much money into private investment accounts. An average Latina could wind up losing thousands of dollars under this proposal.”
“Nothing, however, is as ill founded as the assertion of the alleged equality of all members of the human race.”
“(24/7) once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer.”
“People in the land of LaLa look like expensive wax fruit. And they work hard to achieve that look.”
“He would not mind hearing Petrus's story one day. But preferably not reduced to English. More and more he is convinced that English is an unfit medium for the truth of South Africa. Stretches of English code whole sentences long have thickened, lost their articulations, their articulateness, their articulatedness. Like a dinosaur expiring and settling in the mud, the language has stiffened. Pressed into the mold of English, Petrus's story would come out arthritic, bygone"(117).”
“Thereâ€™s an important difference and distinction between the objective medical fact of my being an amputee and the subjective societal opinion of whether or not Iâ€™m disabled. Truthfully, the only real and consistent disability Iâ€™ve had to confront is the world ever thinking that I could be described by those definitions.”

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