"Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Funny Valentines Day Quotes #Today Quotes #Should Quotes

“I go to see maybe seven films a year at the most, and since I only go to see the best, it follows that I very rarely see my own.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“It's only by being obstinate that anything is got, or done.”

Source : RUMER GODDEN (1961). “China Court”
“I must point out - Sarah Jessica Parker is not a diva - she's one of these pop culture characters that everybody likes.”

Source : "Philip Treacy On His New Hat Range For Thomson: ‘I’m A Specialist In Divas’". Grazia Daily Interview, uk.style.yahoo.com. May 31, 2013.
“God's purposes and plans will not fail. Before you spend all your prayer time telling Him about yours, ask about His.”
“I'm not the underdog, but - Well actually, I guess I've been the underdog. To me, it always felt like I was talking to "the big guy," you know, the big guy in the government, and trying to tell him about some things he didn't seem to be aware of. I just think that's a pretty arrogant group of liars we've got up there, and they don't really consider the abilities of their opponents.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“If teaching were easy, we wouldn't need teachers.”
“And taking her friendâ€™s hand, she put it on her breast, on that firm round covering of a womanâ€™s heart which the male often finds so satisfying that he makes no attempt to find what lies beneath it.”
“You don't need to know who's playing on the White House tennis court to be a good president”

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