"I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book."

-- Greg Behrendt

#Book Quotes #Dating Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“Our energy future is choice, not fate. Oil dependence is a problem we need no longer have-and it's cheaper not to. U.S. oil dependence can be eliminated by proven and attractive technologies that create wealth, enhance choice, and strengthen common security.”
“America is not dying because of the strength of humanism but the weakness of evangelism.”
“When there is a start to be made, don't step over! Start where you are.”
“Pop ya kickstand little mama I'm the Nickster. I'll pop you then I'll pop your little sister.”
“Books are everywhere; and always the same sense of adventure fills us. Second-hand books are wild books, homeless books; they have come together in vast flocks of variegated feather, and have a charm which the domesticated volumes of the library lack. Besides, in this random miscellaneous company we may rub against some complete stranger who will, with luck, turn into the best friend we have in the world.”
“In His infinite wisdom, God allows trials in order to develop perseverance in us and to cause us to fix our hopes on the glory that is yet to be revealed... Our faith and perseverance can grow only under the pain of trial.”
“America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom youâ€™ve lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesnâ€™t belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you donâ€™t care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve.”

Source : "Modern Happiness: Springsteen and the American Dream" by Craig Werner, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 24, 2012.
“Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think viewers are hungry for shows in which people say something meaningful.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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