"I don't know if I'm the husky guy, but I'm the sexy guy who's a good kisser ."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Sexy Quotes #Guy Quotes #Huskies Quotes

“We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.”
“The responsibility of tolerance lies with those who have the wider vision.”
“Life is the steam of the corporeal engine; the soul is the engineer who makes use of the steam-quickened engine.”

Source : Sara Coleridge Coleridge (1873). “Memoir and Letters”, p.164
“Everything on a boat has a different name than it would have if it weren't on a boat. Either this is ancient seafaring tradition or it's how people who mess around with boats try to impress the rest of us who actually finished college.”
“The health dollar is very precious. When someone has such a bad condition as brain cancer, we know they're going to die and they're usually going to die within 12 months of diagnosis. They cost a lot of money to keep the patient alive for that period of time. Is it really worth it?”
“an artist is always seeking revelation.”
“The Greatest evils inflicted by man over the face of the Earth are wrought not by the self-seekers, the pleasure lovers, or the merely amoral, but by the fervent devotees of ethical principles.”

Source : Robert Morrison MacIver (2005). “Politics and Society”, p.174, Transaction Publishers
“To parents who despair because their children are unable to master the first problems in arithmetic I can dedicate my examples. For, in arithmetic, until the seventh grade I was last or nearly last.”

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