"My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Brother Quotes #Real Quotes

“George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.”
“If thou desire to be held wise, be so wise as to hold thy tongue.”
“sacrifice' was often a cloak for many actions that did not always stem from the highest motives.”
“The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media.”
“College is such a unique time because you're learning a little bit how to be an adult. You're learning how to take care of yourself without parental influence, and you're exposed to so many great minds. I feel like I didn't even know how to think until I got to college.”
“If somebody can do something 80 percent as good as you think you would have done it yourself, then you've got to let it go.”

Source : "What Sara Blakely Wished She Knew in Her 20s". Interview with Susie Moore, www.marieclaire.com. November 4, 2014.
“Where to begin? Do we measure the relaxing of the feet? The moment when the eye glimpses the hawk, when instinct functions? For in this pure action, this pure moving of the bird, there is no time, no space, but only the free doing-being of this very moment -now!”
“Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again...all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened.. to people who didnt know how to write... so...”

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