"Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!"

-- Andy Kindler

#Bells Quotes #Telephones Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“Life is too short, and I'm Italian. I'd much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.”
“I think I want to go in to law or oncology, as those are both subjects that really interest me, but my parents say that I should be a politician since I am so good at arguing!”

Source : Source: www.nerdprobs.com
“Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid a lot.”
“My whole thing is loyalty. Loyalty over royalty; word is bond.”
“Redirect federal spending aimed at fulfilling the terms of the increasingly irrelevant Kyoto Protocol.”
“The raven spread out its glossy wings and departed like hope.”

Source : Cecilia Dart-Thornton (2007). “The Battle of Evernight: Bitterbynde 3”, p.363, Tor Australia
“The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.”
“You can hardly imagine how I am struggling to exert my poetical ideas just now for the discovery of analogies & remote figures respecting the earth, Sun & all sorts of things-for I think it is the true way (corrected by judgement) to work out a discovery.”

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