"Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks."

-- Andy Kindler

#Redneck Quotes #Guy Quotes #Crackers Quotes

“This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.”
“Keep company with the more cheerful sort of the Godly; there is no mirth like the mirth of believers.”
“Play is the answer to how anything new comes about.”
“I've never really been settled. I don't think I've ever known what it was like to be a person that was used to sitting still. I think it's given me the ability to detach from any situation.”
“I'm sick of my own romanticism!”
“I'm pretty rubbish, as we say in Britain, artwise, and I always envy people who can pick up something and even do just a little doodle of someone that looks vaguely like them. It's impressive.”

Source : "Freddie Highmore: Doing more than just 'Getting By'". Interview with Bill Goodykoontz, www.azcentral.com. June 20, 2011.
“Don't adventures ever have an end? I suppose not. Someone else always has to carry on on the story.”

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