"The price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing the price of cheese to go through the roof."

-- Jay Leno

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“I am on the cusp of change and the curve is shifting fast.”
“Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.”
“There is no time for grief; there never is.”
“Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.”

Source : Dick Cavett (2010). “Talk Show: Confrontations, Pointed Commentary, and Off-Screen Secrets”, p.173, Macmillan
“You who so plod amid serious things that you feel it shame to give yourself up even for a few short moments to mirth and joyousness in the land of Fancy; you who think that life hath not to do with innocent laughter that can harm no one; these pages are not for you.”

Source : Howard Pyle (2015). “The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood”, p.7, First Avenue Editions
“Purpose directs passion and passion ignites purpose.”
“We're going to achieve our goal. We are going to degrade and ultimately defeat ISIL.”
“What is love? As far as I can tell, it is passion, admiration and respect. If you have two, you have enough. If you have all three, you don't have to die to go to heaven.”

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