"I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!"

-- Louis C. K.

#Kids Quotes #Son Quotes #Hands Quotes

“Beyond the smiling and the weeping, I shall be soon; Beyond the waking and the sleeping, Beyond the sowing and the reaping, I shall be soon! Love, rest, and home-- Sweet hope! Lord, tarry not, but come!”
“The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.”
“We've been gone five years and the best they could come up with was boy bands?”
“I believe that the rights of women and girls is the unfinished business of the 21st century.”
“My friends and I are collecting prom dresses to give to girls who can't afford them for their proms.”

Source : "My Uncle George" by Emma Brockes, www.theguardian.com. March 2, 2001.
“[T]he cradle is shallower than the grave.”
“It is not impossible to think that the minds of philosophers sometimes act like those of other mortals, and that, having once been determined by diverse circumstances to adopt certain views, they then look for and naturally find reasons to justify these views.”
“No one can resist the idea of a crippled genius.”

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