"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day."

-- Jay Leno

#Funny Valentines Day Quotes #Men Quotes #Names Quotes

“Remember that the subconscious mind has determined the success and wonderful achievements of all great scientific workers.”
“I think age, if you are healthy, I think age is largely a number. My mother lived to be 101. So I'm planning on another quarter century.”
“His lips covered hers as he laid the gauze on her leg. Fiery pain shot through her flesh as his lips swallowed her cry, then replaced it with such amazing sensation she wanted to whimper in return. He licked her lips. He didnâ€™t steal her kiss. He didnâ€™t take it. He cajoled it from her.”
“There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'”
“There can be no disparity in marriage like unsuitability of mind and purpose.”
“You have to be able to look back at your life and say, "Yeah, that was fun."”
“Texas Red is about the biggest blues hellraiser you'll ever meet...”
“Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.”

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