"Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway."

-- Chelsea Handler

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“Treacherous people do not last only memories of their treason last.So will it last with emotions mixed, of love and hate for treacherous ones.”
“We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking.”
“The locker at the end of her bed had no lock, and one of the hinges was busted. She opened it up. There was a thing in it. The thing might have been a sandwich at some point, or an animal, or a human hand...but what it was now was fuzzy and putrid. A minute later, Ginny was down the stairs, out the door, and gone.”
“It seems to me that many writers, by virtue of environments of culture, art and education, slip into writing because of their environments.”
“Be strong and of good courage; fear not or be dismayed; for the Lord, even my God, will be with thee. He will not fail thee, till thou hast finished all the work for the service of the house of the Lord.”
“The most lasting and universal consequence of the French revolution is the metric system”

Source : Eric J. Hobsbawm (1994). “Age of extremes: the short twentieth century, 1914-1991”
“As journalist, I'm responsible to the American people, not to the military of the United States.”
“Both Donald Trump and the Democrats have said terrible things about the healthcare companies. If healthcare companies think they can make money in the US, the rest of the world will go along for the ride. At the end of the day, we may not like the cost of healthcare, but it's going to be pretty dang hard to contain it.”

Source : Source: uk.businessinsider.com

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