"I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them."

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Pablo Francisco

#Sports Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Games Quotes

“There's probably a little greater case for pessimism than optimism. But I do not rule out optimism.”
“The harder you work, the luckier you become.”
“Reth laughed. I punched him. It hurt. Me, not him, unfortunately.”
“When I was a kid growing up in the '60s, music was an outlet for enlightenment, frustration, rebellion. It was more about individualism. Today it's just like a big business.”
“Yet they that know all things but know That all this life can give us is A child's laughter, a woman's kiss.”
“What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?”
“Slowly, desolately, the fist of what we'd done unclenched the clawed palm of what we'd become.”

Source : Gregory David Roberts (2004). “Shantaram: A Novel”, p.798, Macmillan
“The democratic thought is based on that 'ordinary people' are suitable to rule themselves.”

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