"The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought."

-- Rich Fulcher

#Mistake Quotes #School Quotes #Law Quotes

“At the meeting you behaves exactly as Marathi novelists of the last century tell is husbands do in sari shops.”

Source : Sachin Kundalkar (2016). “Cobalt Blue: A Novel”, p.24, New Press, The
“The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people.”
“Anyone who believes in a Jesus who condones abortion does not believe in the real Jesus, and therefore is not Christian.”
“One of these days you're going to a mansion that isn't going to cost you anything!-No upkeep, no expense, absolutely nothing except what it's already cost Jesus!-And it will be commensurate with your works on Earth, what you already paid for it down here.”
“I wanted to move away from the disaster airplane movies that we have seen in the past and do something that was more mysterious, and delay until the end the resolution of the mystery, and then have to deal with the plane itself.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“I am serious about not being serious”

Source : "Snaps by Elliott Erwitt - review" by Sean O'Hagan, www.theguardian.com. April 1, 2013.
“I'm hoping one day I can make one really good film.”
“I want to build a clock that ticks once a year. The century hand advances once every one hundred years, and the cuckoo comes out on the millennium. I want the cuckoo to come out every millennium for the next 10,000 years. If I hurry I should finish the clock in time to see the cuckoo come out for the first time.”

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