"Can you imagine if you had a pair of shoes that you could only walk in? That could be kind of limiting under certain circumstances. 'Everybody get outta here! There's a swarm of bees coming!' What? Oh great, I got my walking shoes on today. I guess I better stroll the hell out of here at a moderate pace."

-- Arj Barker

#Shoes Quotes #Pace Quotes #Today Quotes

“I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.'”
“Ten Downing Street is a house, not an office. That is its most important characteristic.”
“A show needs time to find an audience, and they're very quick to pull them off the air now.”
“O, happy the soul that saw its own faults.”
“Whatever you hold in your mind on a consistent basis is exactly what you will experience in your life.”
“The world is full of banks and rivers running between them, of men and women crossing bridges and fords, unaware of the consequences, not looking back or beneath their feet, and with no loose change for the boatman.”

Source : Arturo Pérez-Reverte (1998). “The Club Dumas: A Novel”, Vintage
“Hip-hop...has been the proverbial key that's opened the door for me to roam this breathtaking planet.”
“Photons have mass? I didnâ€™t even know they were Catholic.”

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