"Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasnâ€™t funny."

-- Andy Kindler

#Adam Quotes #Ifs Quotes

“I would hate people to think bossy is all I can do.”
“in the magical universe there are no coincidences and there are no accidents. nothing happens unless someone wills it to happen”
“I can see the greed and envy in your eyes.”
“Ink is the blood of the printing-press.”
“But I would say if the Security Council is only relevant if it agrees with the United States, then we have come a long way in a direction that I do not like very much.”
“I'm sure that there are many situations in life that are going to offer the same risks and pitfalls that you have to get past. That's just life.”

Source : Source: thequietus.com
“Ronaldo is better than George Best and Denis Law, who were two brilliant and great players in the history of United.”
“I always had a good time in theatre, even when shows don't turn out as well as I'd like.”

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