"You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear."

-- Johnny Vegas

#Las Vegas Quotes #Comic Quotes #Stage Quotes

“When you're a kid and your father is an engineer, he goes to the office. I saw my father get up and go to the office in the house and write. But I don't see any similarities.”
“What man have you ever seen who was contented with one crime only?”
“On Sunday, something washed up on shore.”

Source : Susan Wiggs (2013). “The Lightkeeper”, p.371, Harlequin
“Zen has nothing to teach us in the way of intellectual analysis; nor has it any set doctrines which are imposed on its followers for acceptance.”
“The theory of undirected evolution is already dead, but the work of science continues.”
“Do what needs to be done, when it needs to be done the best way it can be done, and do it that way every time.”
“John Synge, I and Augusta Gregory, thought All that we did, all that we said or sang Must come from contact with the soil, from that Contact everything Antaeus-like grew strong.”
“Nice to see your own fans booing you.”

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