"If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly"

-- Joan Rivers

#Military Quotes #Gay Quotes #Ugly Quotes

“If you are happy, you are a geezer.”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 21, 2012
“Anyone who has raised more than one child knows full well that kids turn out the way they turn out - astonishingly, for the most part, and usually quite unlike their siblings, even their twins, raised under the same flawed rooftree. Little we have done or said, or left undone and unsaid, seems to have made much mark. It's hubris to suppose ourselves so influential; a casual remark on the playground is as likely to change their lives as any dedicated campaign of ours. They come with much of their own software already in place, waiting, and none of the keys we press will override it.”
“No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.”
“I was actually going to law school in 1972.”
“You just keep feeding hogwash to people, and pretty soon they'll eat it.”
“The precision of their goals allows conceptual artists to be satisfied that they have produced one or more works that achieve a particular purpose... a problem solved can free him to pursue new goals.”

Source : David W. Galenson (2011). “Old Masters and Young Geniuses: The Two Life Cycles of Artistic Creativity”, p.5, Princeton University Press
“Personally, itâ€™s rude. You got three kids with the lady, she just did 17 years for you and youâ€™re not gonna leave your...whatever!”
“It makes my heart sick when I remember all the good words and the broken promises.”

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