"My nana was always a widow as long as I was alive; my grandfather died before I was born. All the women on my street - there were four houses in a row with all old women who lived alone who were widowed. They all had kids, but they were all widowed. My mom didn't put me in preschool; I didn't know that was a thing. I just hung out with these women all day."

-- Jen Kirkman

#Mom Quotes #Kids Quotes #Long Quotes

“I wanted secular, non-Muslim people to stop kidding themselves that Islam is peace and tolerance.”

Source : Ayaan Hirsi Ali (2008). “Infidel”, p.307, Simon and Schuster
“Atrocities are not less atrocities when they occur in laboratories and are called medical research.”
“Tatia: I think its too big to fit”
“OCTOBER BABY is a profoundly beautiful story and a powerful testament to the importance of every human life.”
“The most important thing you do everyday you live is deciding not to kill yourself.”
“I think Lady Gaga is great and is changing pop music and bringing back a certain rock 'n' roll spirit, swagger to the game.”
“The more successful you become, the more the demands of your ego will increase. In the beginning, you simply want to succeed, but your ego will not be satisfied. When you become a little more successful your ego wants to kill your competition. And when you become even more successful, it wants to make you the universal king. There's no telling what ego wants because our desire doesn't have any limit; therefore, its demands continually increase.”
“A boy in love is not mainly a calf but a poet.”

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