"War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #War Quotes #Scary Quotes

“An Adult faith does not follow the waves of fashion and the latest novelties.”
“So much of my work is as Yara, not as a character. If you're attacking my work as a philanthropist or activist, you're attacking Yara. But because of "Black-ish" and this national audience we have, I get to have a larger or louder voice.”
“I'm a forthright person and I am ambitious and I do hope that I get to do more, interesting work but not at the expense of me not being who I am.”
“The easiest way to maintain happiness is to lower your expectations of other people and raise them of yourself!”
“It's not a good thing to be friends with people you're covering. There's just no point in doing it. It's tempting, but they're not going to consider you their friend anyway. They just know that you're somebody that can do something for them.”
“President Bush has a track record of making the right decisions when it comes to national security.”
“One can only hope the person you love will make you the best version of yourself.”
“If [President Obama] does not go on the offensive against ISIS...they are coming here. This is just not about Baghdad, this is just not about Syria, this is about our homeland. And if we get attacked because he has no strategy to protect us, then he will have committed a blunder for the ages.”

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