"I don't really know what's wrong with Jay Leno. I don't have the training to make a professional diagnosis."

-- Andy Kindler

#Training Quotes #Diagnosis Quotes #Knows Quotes

“You're talking about meaning. I want to talk about the picture.”
“Social media is important, but it does not bring down governments. Governments can shut down the Internet. Governments can control media access. If they do what the Tunisians did and try and negotiate with the opposition, then the media's still open, the international community can learn what's happening in the country, and then that can provide inspiration. But in mid-2009, the Iranian regime just shut down the Internet. Facebook went dark. Twitter went dark. BBC Persian, Voice of America, Persian News Network all went dark. That was it.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“Isn't it interesting that God appears holy when he's gracious?”
“There's a new science out called orthomolecular medicine. You correct the chemical imbalance with amino acids and vitamins and minerals that are naturally in the body”
“Il ne fallait jamais faire des expÃ©riences pour confirmer ses idÃ©es, mais simplement pour les contrÃ´ler. We must never make experiments to confirm our ideas, but simply to control them.”
“I think so much emphasis these days is placed upon achievement and skill and assessment that the joy has gone out of reading for many kids. Students become distracted by struggling to learn to read or by the pressure to achieve.”

Source : Source: www.teachingbooks.net
“Life is fun if you just find out how.”
“And there was some trouble with Oliver Cowdery, and whisper said it was relating to a girl then living in his family; and I was afterwards told by Warren Parish, that he himself and Oliver Cowdery did not that Joseph had Fannie Alger as wife, for they were spied upon and found together. And I can now see that at Nauvoo, so at Kirtland, that the suspicion or knowledge of the Prophet's plural relation was one of the causes of apostasy and disruption at Kirtland, although at the time there was little said publicly on the subject.”

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