"According to federal reports filed yesterday, the Obama campaign spent more money than they raised in the month of May. They spent more money than they raised? Well, that's called being a Democrat"

-- Jay Leno

#Yesterday Quotes #Campaigns Quotes #May Quotes

“Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by the simplest of such injunctions.”
“If a show is good, it helps people learn about themselves, in some way and in some function. Whatever the genre is, if it's executed well, audiences grow and learn from it, and that's where their passion and enthusiasm comes from.”
“The desolation and terror of, for the first time, realizing that the mother can lose you, or you her, and your own abysmal loneliness and helplessness without her.”
“I have no admiration for culture. I have no reserve knowledge, no provisional knowledge. And everything that I learn, I learn for a particular task, and once it's done, I immediately forget it, so that if ten years later, I have to get involved with something close to or directly within the same subject, I would have to start again from zero, with some few exceptions.”
“Here was the thing about traveling down an uncharted river: You could only say how long you'd been traveling; you could never say how long it would be.”

Source : Louis Bayard (2014). “Roosevelt's Beast: A Novel”, p.34, Henry Holt and Company
“One of the reasons churches in North America have trouble guiding people about money is that the church's economy is built on consumerism. If churches see themselves as suppliers of religious goods and services and their congregants as consumers, then offerings are 'payment.'”
“We have about 4 million people who have voted for who they want to see in the Hall of Fame. There are some people they put down that are pretty good players. You have Ray Guy, Jim Plunkett, Lester Hayes and Donnie Shell.”
“A thing is mighty big when time and distance cannot shrink it.”

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