"Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener."

-- Andy Kindler

#Invention Quotes

“Lightfoot's voice is such a part of the fabric of Canada, I know it almost as well as I know my own voice.”
“Either you deal with what is the reality, or you can be sure that the reality is going to deal with you.”

Source : "My Soul Looks Back, 'Less I Forget : A Collection of Quotations". Book by Dorothy Winbush Riley, 1993.
“I do not feel obliged in my reading. I read to be entertained and to relax, and to go into another world, not because it's good for me.”
“There's a challenge to playing these fantasy figures because they are fantasy figures. You have to enter into this sort of imaginative world of the writer.”
“THE DYING GAUL is a Hollywood satire. But Hollywood is not the real subject matter here. My play uses that world of high-rolling big money - that crazy-making business - to examine a whole range of subjects..”
“There were no route maps posted on the walls, but a Wonderland-style sign commanding, 'If you know where you are, then please tell others.”
“when married people begin to talk about their rights, it means something has gone pretty far wrong between them.”
“The president's [Donald Trump] approval rating is much higher than the media's approval rating and Congress' approval rating, for that matter.”

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