"I'm on a show called Wizards of Wavery Place, and I like it, but I'm unable to convince my Tivo that I wouldn't also like iCarly."

-- Andy Kindler

#Wizards Quotes #Shows Quotes #Convince Quotes

“Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting!”
“I feel it now: there's a power in me to grasp and give shape to my world I know that nothing has ever been real without my beholding it. All becoming has need me..”
“Because of a friend, life is a little stronger, fuller, more gracious thing for the friend's existence, whether he be near or far. If the friend is close at hand, that is best; but if he is far away he still is there to think of, to wonder about, to hear from, to write to, to share life and experience with, to serve, to honor, to admire, to love.”
“The object is evident in the name of the discipline. Similarly, theology (theologia) is the study of God. The object of theology is not the church's teaching or the experience of pious souls. It is not a subset of ethics, religious studies, cultural anthropology, or psychology. God is the object of this discipline.”
“When raindrops hit the tin roof it's crazy. That's a metaphor, did I lose you baby?”
“I don't care what your politics are, but I do suggest you pay attention to the next election and go out and vote. It doesn't matter; you can believe whatever you want to believe, but this is the time everybody should be paying a lot of attention.”
“What about Beck?" "Backwoods Boy? Are you crazy? It'd be a threesome - me, him and his overbearing ego. Definitely doomed to failure.”

Source : Jana Oliver (2011). “Soul Thief: A Demon Trappers Novel”, p.66, Macmillan
“Carbohydrate is the bad guy. You have to see that.”

Source : "Robert Atkins" by William Leith, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2003.

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