"This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!""

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Sleep Quotes #Men Quotes

“A poet's soul must contain the perfect shape of all things good, wise and just. His body must be spotless and without blemish, his life pure, his thoughts high, his studies intense.”

Source : Augustine Birrell (1902). “Collected Essays”
“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
“An unschooled man who knows how to meditate upon the Lord has learned far more than the man with the highest education who does not know how to meditate.”
“Oh how sweet to work for God all day, and then lie down at night beneath His smile.”
“Better to starve free than be a fat slave”

Source : Barbara McClintock, Aesop (2012). “Animal Fables from Aesop”, p.48, David R. Godine Publisher
“Our capacity to draw happiness from aesthetic objects or material goods in fact seems critically dependent on our first satisfying a more important range of emotional or psychological needs, among them the need for understanding, for love, expression and respect.”
“We are talking about Christianizing America. We are talking about the Gospel in a political context.”
“I'm the only nerd with a piece of paper,”

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