"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."

-- George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Halloween Quotes #Moon Quotes

“In the wake of the current injustice we all need to remember to breathe, stay strong and know that God has a bigger plan. Through whatever Hold Ya Head.”
“This is an era of specialists, each of whom sees his own problem and is unaware of or intolerant of the larger frame into which it fits.”
“Today I want to send a message of optismism to all Greeks. Our road, our path, will be more stabilised. Our country will be in a better situation. We will be stronger.”
“I think sometimes to still be angry is appropriate, but you want to be able to live with it.”

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“The craziest thing I did to get a guy to notice me was going out with his best friend. It worked - he did notice me - but I don't recommend it.”
“Do you wish to learn the secret of true Eucharistic prayer? Consider, then, all the mysteries in the light of the Blessed Sacrament. It is a divine prism through which they can all be studied. The Holy Eucharist is, indeed, 'Jesus Christ, yesterday, and today, and the same forever' (Heb 13:8). In this Sacrament He glorifies all the mysteries of His life and prolongs, as it were, the exercise of all His virtues. The Eucharist is, in a word, the great Mystery of our faith to which all Catholic truths lead”
“The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation.”
“In what may as well be starkly labelled smug satisfaction, an amazing 94% [of college instructors] rate themselves as above average teachers, and 68% rank themselves in the top quarter of teaching performances.”

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