"I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“If a synesthetic person says the letter a is green, it can't ever be anything but green.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“We must do what we can to reduce, not increase, tensions. We must do what we can to present only the facts as we know them, not as we imagine them to be. We must learn to live with crisis in an age which calls for cool heads and accurate appraisals.”
“Utterly bleak and black is not the sum of realism. All the other colors are real, too.”
“Parents don't know their children at all. No one knows anyone, in fact.”
“Desire is the key to motivation, but it's determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal - a commitment to excellence - that will enable you to attain the success you seek.”
“Hospitality means primarily the creation of free space where the stranger can enter and become a friend instead of an enemy. Hospitality is not to change people, but to offer them space where change can take place. It is not to bring men and women over to our side, but to offer freedom not disturbed by dividing lines.”
“Slavery tolerates no freedom of the press, no freedom of speech, no freedom of opinion.”

Source : Hinton Rowan Helper (1860). “The impending crisis of the South: how to meet it”, p.436
“With infinite wisdom and care your life is constantly sustained because Nature flows through you.”

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