"OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'"

-- Norm MacDonald

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“I do not approve of museums trying just to get people to come in. Whistler was very, very clear on this.”
“How bravely Autumn paints upon the sky The gorgeous fame of Summer which is fled!”

Source : Thomas Hood (1860). “The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood”, p.164
“There's nothing quite as powerful as people feeling they can have impact and make a difference. When you've got that going for you, I think it's a very powerful way to implement change.”
“Don't be jealous of my boogie...”
“Great literature rattles the mind and makes the body sing. It's an unmistakable, electric feeling, and too rare. That is what I want.”

Source : Source: www.commonwealmagazine.org
“I'm arguing for progressive positions on behalf of a progressive administration in front of a court who, before Justice [Antonin] Scalia's death, had a conservative majority that was quite conservative, frankly.”

Source : "Farewell to the General". Interview with Dahlia Lithwick, www.slate.com. June 28, 2016.
“I am auditioning again - getting back to theatre would be amazing.”
“There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.”

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