"Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over."

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Andy Kindler

#Sex Quotes #Two Quotes #Choices Quotes

“GOD gave you this life because HE knew you could handle it.”
“The statistician cannot evade the responsibility for understanding the process he applies or recommends.”
“Perhaps its familiarity rendered it temporarily invisible to you.”
“Why do we people in churches seem like cheerful, brainless tourists on a packaged tour of the Absolute?”
“Order is a necessary condition for making a structure function. A physical mechanism, be it a team of laborers, the body of an animal, or a machine, can work only if it is in physical order.”
“On the one hand, there has been a remarkable expansion of the total production and productivity of food production, and on the other hand an extraordinarily skewed distribution system, substituting medium-run threats for short-term threats for the majority of the world's population, particularly the 50 to 80 percent at the bottom.”
“When I see a salt and pepper standing next to a bottle of ketchup, to me that's obviously a parent and two children, you know? Isn't it for everybody?”
“Tension, especially with regard to horror, is a very difficult thing to sustain in the big sense.”

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