"Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal."

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Jay Leno

#Food Quotes #Meals Quotes #Soup Quotes

“The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.”
“As both a local resident and a parent with a CF-afflicted child, I'm thankful for companies like Canon, Chase and Outback who believe that giving back to the community is critical to their role as corporate citizens.”
“Me and music are not good friends, so I do my best to augment the music part [of my films] and come up with something worth watching.”
“I fought as a kid. But football is what kept me out of trouble. You could always fight, whether you're in trouble or not”
“It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.”

Source : Max Eastman (2008). “Enjoyment of Laughter”, p.36, Transaction Publishers
“Religious people ... hold a kind and merciful view of life, the faith of the broken, the hounded, the hopeless. Yet too often, they will not extend that spirit to our fellow creatures.”
“Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.”
“Middleness is the very enemy of the bold.”

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